Errrrrr... You have nice tits! |
And my shoes is good? It is from the Shoe Express in Oxford Street |
mmmm - it nice! |
Last night I have sex. |
High five! High five! |
You big nose! |
And will there be a woman where you go and... Have sex with them? |
Because you are English Policeman! The greatest police in the force! |
Hello, I like you. Everybody say, "Mad Dog and English Gentleman go dance in the midnight sun". |
You are not a... homosexual? |
they watch, they talk, they do business, they watch a porno, with a man and a woman, we see one with a shaven pussy. Very exciting to see... |
Breasts, breasts, like errr... tits? |
But the most fun is to kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog. |
You have big bollocks? |
Everything is cricket? This is cricket? |
There is no more bears in Kazakhstan. |
Is called, "Dancing Dog and Cat". They dress the dog like a family Royal, like Prince Elizabeth, one with the crown and they dance. |
Countryside Protest |
I come to Henley Regatta where old English gentlemen look at young muscley boy in a boat shaped like a man's hràng. |
But they are fantastic in a kitchen, in a bed, but in a sport? |
This is English humour! |
Borat proceeds to congratulate each one by kissing them on both cheeks. |
Thank you. May I ask... You are man who does with another man? |
Mow the f*ck. |
This why I meet Mrs Heskell who teach me how to flirt. So I can do a sex with English girl. |
After how many minutes can I say, "Hello do you want to do with the sex please?" |
And what do we do now Nick? |
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