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From the Guide To Dating - Borat is chatting with the lovely Jenny Noel and is discussing the possiblity of a potential wife from the USA. He'd like to take her home to Kazakhstan and care for her...

Borat at the Great Expectation's Dating Agency

Jenny "So you are saying you have a good life, and back home you could provide a good life for her?"

Borat: "But if she cheat on me..." (Ms Noel starts to giggle) "Why you laugh?"

Jenny: "I think that's sweet keep going."

Borat: "But if she cheat on me, I will crush her!"

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